Any LOTR fans?
I'm finding a lot of fanfic about the Elves in Tolkien's world getting hot and heavy with just about everything that moves. I haven't found Elf/Ent stories yet, which i'd have thought a natural for Woodelf erotica, but pretty much everthing else.
It confuses me. I never found the elves in LOTR to be all that sexy. I always thought elf sex would be about as passionate as Vulcan crossword puzzles.
Mmm. Are you close to completion? I have to dance the sun up over the horizon in a few.
Very nearly, my love. I'm sorry, i was composing a sonnet to describe this event to our child and became distracted.
Yes, i had thought so. You had that look on your face that i associate with creative efforts on your part.
Oh, did i? I was unaware of that characteristic. What does it look like?
I will attempt to paint it for you on another occassion. For the moment, it appears that i have conceived.
Excellent.
Um....you may discontinue.
Oh! My apologies, i was distracted again. I had just found the solution to a difficult rhyme. May I help you up?
No need, i am quite self sufficient.
Quite.
Indeed.
Well, see you at Nones.
Yes. Nones. What are you doing?
Um, i was attempting to kiss you goodbye.
You really must spend less time among the humans, dear.
Yes, dear.
I'm finding a lot of fanfic about the Elves in Tolkien's world getting hot and heavy with just about everything that moves. I haven't found Elf/Ent stories yet, which i'd have thought a natural for Woodelf erotica, but pretty much everthing else.
It confuses me. I never found the elves in LOTR to be all that sexy. I always thought elf sex would be about as passionate as Vulcan crossword puzzles.
Mmm. Are you close to completion? I have to dance the sun up over the horizon in a few.
Very nearly, my love. I'm sorry, i was composing a sonnet to describe this event to our child and became distracted.
Yes, i had thought so. You had that look on your face that i associate with creative efforts on your part.
Oh, did i? I was unaware of that characteristic. What does it look like?
I will attempt to paint it for you on another occassion. For the moment, it appears that i have conceived.
Excellent.
Um....you may discontinue.
Oh! My apologies, i was distracted again. I had just found the solution to a difficult rhyme. May I help you up?
No need, i am quite self sufficient.
Quite.
Indeed.
Well, see you at Nones.
Yes. Nones. What are you doing?
Um, i was attempting to kiss you goodbye.
You really must spend less time among the humans, dear.
Yes, dear.
