A man staggers into the emergency room with two black eyes and a five
iron wrapped tightly around his neck. The doctor asked: "What happened?"
Well, it was like this, wheezed the man.
I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
Well, it was like this, wheezed the man.
I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
