I beg your pardon JS.
You're obviously far to sensible and mature to get it.

celibate > celebRate

JS, if you're going to read my jokes, you'll have to think more like a child; you know, like ME!
I have the mind of a small boy
in a jar
on my desk.

some horror / sci fi author whose name I can't remember

"Whenever you start posting dictionary quotes, we know you've been bested." captainkbt