I saw a guy make a joke like that in a biker bar. The crowd got so unruly they tried to blouse his eyes, they really tried to sock him. I hope nobody ever belts me like that. It would knock me for a loop- Sear
I think your cutting it whole from the cloth..... I shall not accept this whole nine yards of fabrication... Looming events show that we need to selvedge the edge, and sew up the conclusions.

"Can I get two pants with that coat?" Said Rachel Welshes husband to the haberdasher, as she came out dressed only a in a suit coat jacket.

``Really, Mr Collins,'' cried Elisabeth with some warmth, ``you puzzle me exceedingly. If what I have hitherto said can appear to you in the form of encouragement, I know not how to express my refusal in such a way as may convince you of its being one.'' - Pride and Prejudice
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