OK then, I'm game.

I'll use an element called "arsekic" to get things started and one called "supersludge" as a binding agent.

For a hot summers day, I would use a good dose of arsekick followed by a teaspoonful of fire, a tablespoon of air, then a soup scoop of wind and some supersludge to bind them together.

An autumn day would be arsekic, teaspoon of air, teaspoon of earth, dessert spoon of water and supersludge.

Winters day: Arsekic, good splodge of water, plenty of air and a dash of wind then supersludge.

Spring day: Arsekic, plenty of air, touch of earth, smidgen of wind, speck of fire, supersludge.

I hate hot days, so would constantly monitor the summer stream whilst leaving the others abee unless some other bugger interfered by adding more earth or water and causing some eco-disaster.

The criteria I would use for passing the powers on are;

1. They like me
2. I like them
3. They do as they are bloody-well told and don't mess with my weather!

John