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I'm finding a lot of fanfic about the Elves in Tolkien's world getting hot and heavy with just about everything that moves.

It confuses me. I never found the elves in LOTR to be all that sexy. I always thought elf sex would be about as passionate as Vulcan crossword puzzles.
Okay, aside from the fact that your narrative was up to your usual standard of physically damaging to elderly abdominal muscles...which is to say, mine...I'll hazard a guess that that's precisely why the Elves are a focus of erotica.

People don't expect it.

To follow the Vulcan analogy, I'm sure you remember the Star Trek episode where Spock completely lost his mind and became an anguished, brooding animal as a result of the Vulcan mating cycle? That was so hot, I still get an occasional palpitation. :p

Mac



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