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The charges are erroneous, I tell you! The exhibit is even a lie!


Good point...lessee here...

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Exhibit A: You don’t even know who your congressman is.


"Republican Jim Leach." (Seriously, that's how he used to bill himself in campaign commercials. No illusion at all that he's a party shill with not a single thought of his own. He has an office in downtown Iowa City. Nobody ever goes there because the man is a waste of DNA.)
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A young monk approached Bush and showed him an old dog. "Does this dog have Buddha-nature?" he asked. Bush shot the dog and replied, "The dog was a threat, and you said he was, too." Years later they were both eaten by larger, angrier dogs, and the monk was enlightened.