You're welcome. I find that The Beast is every bit as funny as The Onion, and in many ways more vicious in its satire. Gives that town a good name.
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A young monk approached Bush and showed him an old dog. "Does this dog have Buddha-nature?" he asked. Bush shot the dog and replied, "The dog was a threat, and you said he was, too." Years later they were both eaten by larger, angrier dogs, and the monk was enlightened.