A young man named Jack received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every
word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Jack tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything
else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Jack was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back. Jack shook the parrot and the parrot
got angrier and even ruder.

Jack, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put
him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked
and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Jack quickly opened the door to the
freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jack's outstretched arms
and said
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Jack was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the turkey did?" ... ::: :lol :::
Happy HOLIDAZ! *
The Druid! :sno