Usually, such rants about how incredibly wrong and stupid the regulars are, and how they'll wake up to reality 'Some' day, includes the threat of hellfire on judgement day.

If Danny is a christian pretending to be a parody of a fundy atheist, i'd give him a grade of 6 out of ten. Too much fundy xian, with unsurprising preconceptions, 'my way is the only right one,' and the usual down the nose snobbery.

Oh, and the standard 'I'll never stain my shoes with this crappy place again' closing.

Whee.