No, "HELL" was driving across the Panhandle in summer and realizing that every time the weatherman was saying '...and a thunderstorm here...' he was putting a magnetic tornado on the map.

Now, i've lived where they put 8-foot tall poles beside the road so the snow plow doesn't get lost; i've seen the projected path of hurricanes cross the roof of my house, with a projected storm surge of about up to my armpit; i've had weathermen tell me about 'unseasonable' snow in January (and what damn season would be appropriate for snow, genius?); and the weatherman i watched in Bremerton guessed a possible rainfall of plus or minus a foot; but never been anywhere for long that the weather report was either a lie or a code....