Thing is though, no stupid rich / influential single cell organism has been banging on about pink unicorns for 2000 years, or failing that, for long enough to get their rich, trigger happy mates into it. Otherwise we'd get several fundie rewrites of the book of the great pink unicorn, who he really is and why we actually got thrown up by him one day.

Sad, isn't it?
"All governments suffer a recurring problem - power attracts pathological personalities. It is not power that corrupts, but that power is a magnet to the corruptible" - Dune, Missionaria Protectiva.