" I just paid him for a massage" was the lamest story I ever heard; until he said he never took the drugs he bought more than once.
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I feel for Mr. Haggard.
I don't. If he hadn't been caught, he'd still be busy marginalizing homosexuals and scolding adulterers and addicts.

It's not the heat; it's the hypocrisy.

Mac
A learning experience is one of those things that says, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." ~ Douglas Adams